I deserve a goodnight kiss tonight but I’m bloated and my lips are swollen

oreoprince:

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

My bloated, miserable ass after eating a tub of vanilla ice cream, half a jar of pickles, 2 blueberry muffins and a juicy juice

I just want some love and a chicken casadilla from Taco Bell

If I wanted to get insulted and made fun of, I would’ve talked to my dad

And Im turning my messages off once again🙃

Ok

I have the IQ of an apple so what the hell are you talking about?

dlubes:

http://vm.tiktok.com/Jvm5oQ/

“When your high AF and Your Friends start fighting”

Nigga I am home!

I also need raw love and money but I’m ugly and have no ass

My heart and bank account needs raw love…and money